Sunday, July 10, 2011
How Smock saved my life
I do not have anything against cell phones or I-Pods or anything else that has to be plugged in or requires batteries. But personally, I have little use for these things. Sure, I get on the computer which provides a platform for me to say stuff, but other than that, I'd rather be outside. Outside doing what? Anything.
Now we can satisfy all of the smart people who are saying "he's going to start turning back the clock" by turning back the clock. The Smock I knew in the 1950's was illuminated by incandescent light bulbs which attracted moths which attracted bats. And so almost every night of the three months of summer, the bats put on an airshow that they probably called dinner. And we learned about how sonar worked.
On most summer nights, the usual gang would creep out the house after dinner and play "hide-ee-go-seek". People in my town were masters at butchering words and phrases. We used a telephone poll as "home baste". The person who was "it" knew all of the hiding spots. And that litany of names rang through the silent streets most every night.
A couple of years ago, I took my dear friend Brian to Smock. We were riding very noisy Harley Davidsons. When we shut them down near the house where I was born and raised, I said "Listen and tell me what you hear." Brian said "I can't hear anything." I answered "Correct." Ever since the evangelists of the New Testament could write, we learned that Jesus would now and again head out to the desert or to the shores of Galilee. He wanted that blessed peace and quiet. And hey, don't tell me that you do that today by going to Ocean City or the Outer Banks. There's usually more noise there than where you live now.
As a child, we played "catchers" around the streets of Smock. Actually, there was one street that sort of made a big square, but we also had alleys. They were the roads less graveled. And in the winter, we played "catchers" in the snow.
The importance behind relating all of this is that nothing we did required batteries or an electric cord with a plug. Last night, I watched people texting and playing "Angry Doves" on their phones while Mike Gallagher, a Pittsburgh treasure, sang some of the most beautiful songs you would ever hear. But I can probably ask a representative number of those people who were there last night to name ONE song and they would most likely fail the test. It's really sad.
Do you have a place that you can go to hear literally nothing? If not, then why not? Are you addicted to cluttering up your brain like so many others in today's society? I hope not.
My home town taught me the value of peace. And quiet. And of things that didn't need "booting". There was that apple tree that my mind made into a space ship. Each limb of the tree represented a part of the space ship that did something special. And after Neil and Buzz landed on the moon, I repeated that landing many times in my apple-producing space ship. And then there was that mound of slack (shale which does not burn) which became a pirate ship. You've heard of the dread pirate Roberts? I was the dread pirate Bobby Joe. And you just didn't mess with me and my sword (err, I mean, broom stick). The still, small voices in my town forced us to use our imaginations instead of having somebody's else's imagination spoon fed to our impressionable brains via some electronic umbilical cord.
My writing just now was pleasantly interrupted by a very dear friend who is returning home from a music camp in Western New York who said that when he attended this summer camp in his younger days, they forbade any cell phones, video games, or any I-this's and I-that's. And it was GREAT.
These "mod cons" as my friend Charlie Heaton would call them, have a good place in our world today. Shoot, I even bought a new Droid X-2 phone two weeks ago (I didn't know that they had an X-1). And why did I make the leap to a "3-G smart phone" with "apps" galore and billions of megapixels and digital storage? The numbers on the phone dialer were bigger.
Embrace the future and all of it's apps and craps, but don't forget to just glance in the rear-view mirror once in a while. And while glancing, turn off the radio or the MP-3 player and then listen and tell me what you hear.